Is Captain Consulting a consultant who got fed up with meetings, reports and business bullshit, and decided to take the wild path? Or is he a pirate who realised that, simply by putting on a suit, and setting to work as a consultant, he could happily continue to plunder, pillage and steal as before, but now from the comfort of a meeting room? Historians still can’t agree, but what we do know for certain is that his unique mix makes him both the world’s most mediocre pirate and the most consultant. Although many will no doubt consider the latter a pleonasm …